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We're on day three of the Michael Jackson media orgy following his death. Over and over, talk of him as a legend, a groundbreaker, a genius. Some dingbat friend of his even commented that there was another angel in heaven. Yes, another angel if the new...
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Letterman finally did the right thing last night and devoted practically an entire show to the Bill Hicks performance that he cut 15 years ago. He called himself out for being a complete pussy in the matter, which was refreshing following an age laden...
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Stevie Wonder was complaining that touchscreens alienate the blind at a press conference yesterday. My reaction I think is the same as most peoples - fucking duh? Just because the incoming prez likes your music and has a message of bringing change doesn't...
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Bush pardoned Scooter Libby. I mean, why not? It fits the theme of the rest of his presidency. Protect your rich friends and fuck everyone else. Never mind that the guy outed a CIA operative. It wasn't like he outed her to protect the world from some...
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I saw Jimmy Johnson pimping something on an infomercial this weekend which lead me to many thoughts. How many washed up celebrities turned that shit down that lead the company to get Jimmy fucking Johnson. The guy coached for how long in the NFL? Do you...
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I'm happy to know that Sarah Palin lost and her wardrobe will be reposessed. The thing about her not knowing whether Africa was a country or a continent was a particularly nice piece of gossip, but I doubt there's any truth to it. So the democrats have...
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Colin Powell endorsed Obama today. I think this doesn't matter fortwo reasons. The first is that white people will see this as a black mansupporting another black man. The second is that anyone that is still undecidedat this point really hasn't been paying...
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I haven't posted lately, because all it would be about it how passionately I hate Sarah Palin. She embodies everything that I hate about Bush while having the most annoying voice since that stupid Pat character from the early 90's SNL. I've heard people...
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The hypocrisy over the selection of Sarah Palin as the VP candidate by Grandpa Hanoi Hilton after all of the shots at Obama is lost on no one. The Daily Show put together a nice "Greatest Hits" of hypocrisy collection regarding Palin. Daily Show clip...
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So the McCain-Palin campaign diffuses rumors that the retard kid Palin shat out a couple months ago was actually her daughter's by saying that the daughter is actually pregnant now. I'm not sure what sort of spin that's supposed to be, but I think they...
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So I've been quiet for a little while politically. Some of it is the normal busy summer shit, some of it is that I figured the couple of months leading up to November 4 would be almost exclusively about politics, so why blow my load early? Now that we...
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This nearly had me in tears. A slab of bacon was detected by airport security as a bomb. Why was a man carrying a slab of bacon, you ask? Read the article, it's just too damn funny. Bacon sets off airport bomb detector...
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My disappointment in his death isn't related to him being a comedy icon; it's related to his religion bashing that seemed to come out toward the end of his career. Other than the religion bits in his routine, I think he had gone a bit soft. Granted, after...
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So now McCain is repudiating, rejecting, disavowing, running from the endorsement of a religious figure. I will never understand how some guy that says some crazy shit that also says he's going to vote for you suddenly becomes your problem. There's going...
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I honestly don't understand how anyone can possibly care about Obama's preacher saying stupid shit. I'm confused about how it's applicable to the job that Obama would do as president. Are we voting for Obama or are we voting for the guy whose church he...
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Growing up, Roger Clemens was my favorite baseball player. The way he has hung around and embarrassed himself with the obvious steroid use was bad, embarrassing himself further by pitching for the Yankees was even worse, but the latest scandal around...
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I watched the Obama - Clinton debate last night and found myself very early on asking why a man that served in the Clinton administration was allowed to be a moderator when wife of his old boss was one of the candidates? He more that obviously went after...
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On one of the news sites I go to, it linked to the following article: Wright likely to hurt Obama This angers me for a couple of reasons. The first being that a headline was granted glorifying what is already a non-story based upon a web poll. We can...
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With the resurgence of Apple, their advertising has gone up to obnoxious levels. I'm fine with companies advertising their shit. I used to get all bent up about the evil advertising fucks, and while I still think that they are evil fucks, I watch so little...
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Our presidential candidates sound like the beginning of a joke. So it turns out that many Republicans dislike Mormons and Democrats dislike white men. All in all, I think this shit will be fairly interesting. I'm firmly in the Obama camp now that it's...
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I love Army of Darkness too, but this is just going too far. Man cuts off his own hand, believing it had the mark of the beast...
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So now that Obama has won Iowa, how long will it be before some major political figure or pundit slips and calls him a nigger? I suppose it depends upon whether he maintains the momentum and becomes the Dem's nominee. My guess would be at the end of March,...
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There's a photographer that devoted an entire section on his website to shooting naked women with rubber chickens. I had no idea that there was demand for such a thing. Models and Chickens...
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A man crucified a dummy Santa on a 15 foot high cross on his front lawn. I don't really care what his intent was, it's just fucking funny. It also beats the hell out of my plan to put an upside down propane fueled flaming cross on my lawn. Who needs Christmas...
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Is this some Photoshop work, implants, or some odd disease?...
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